I didn't think it was coming out until next week but I have just bought the new Terry Pratchett Discworld book, Wintersmith. In this book, apparently, the spirit of winter falls in love with Tiffany Aching and Nanny Ogg tries to give her a lecture on sex (or so it says inside the dust jacket). That should be an insight for us all. Crivens.
Anyway, if anyone else has it too, happy reading. To the rest of you, 'Oh, please do keep up!'